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Guantanamo Ass Eating

When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.
I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating
by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025
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Big Ass Butter Noodles

When all you want is buttered noodles but all you have is lasagna.
Hey Sarah, can you bring me some big ass butter noodles?
by butternoodlegirl January 6, 2021
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ass

ass
ass
by ahaha:( March 26, 2020
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cockroach ass

usually caused by being overweight. often exacerbated if the person already had a flat ass. the two asscheeks meet at the bottom to form almost a point. reminiscent of the bottom of cockroach's body.
"man that chick needs to do some squats or something before she gets full blown cockroach ass"
by Raoulduke69 December 13, 2022
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March 30th the National Send an Ass/Asshole photo/video day! But to be honest, it could be everyday. come on!

!!! REMEMBER IT HAS TO BE CONSENSUAL !!!
GF: *sends ass*
GF: Happy National Send an Ass/Asshole day!
by PepeTheGreatoMe3 March 29, 2024
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fat ass

a person that is fat and sits on there ass all day
by zack33565656 March 31, 2022
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a grown ass man

he got it goin' on
he got his own house
he got his own car
two jobs, work hard
he's a bad man
he has savings
he has credit cards
he has investments
he has everything prepared in the event of a disaster
he got a wife
he only been with one woman for his entire life cuz he didn't want any STD's
he is educated
he educates his own wife
he has full coverage health, life, dental, and vision benefits no copay
IF YOU AIN'T KNOW, SIT DOWN
"A grown ass man took me on a vacation after he paid all of the bills and put away money for the future."
by Vita Smart August 14, 2022
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