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Designer Dick

A penis that has previously had sex while wearing a luxury condom.
Chad: Bro, i fucked her with a Gucci condom on.
Charlie: Ahhhh shit... you got a Designer Dick!
by Chazdababy January 18, 2020
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JJ Dick

To small to see, To dead to hear and to alive to go down
Jj dick
by Sex_offender. 154 January 4, 2021
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dick

by cjtheman November 24, 2019
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Dakotan Dick hammer

An action, usually intimate, involving a man shitting on a woman’s hole and use his dick to hammer it in.
Hey man, just tried doing Dakotan Dick hammermy cock still smells till this day…”
by The big slime March 16, 2025
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Big dick

A big dick is something that only Ryan’s have
Alex- yo you a Ryan with a big dick
Ryan- all Ryan’s have big dicks
by 12345678910bbb April 7, 2021
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Wet Dick Problems

generally, a small problem/s arises in a normal couple's relationship that gets left and becomes a big problem. The issues are only then dealt with once marital congress is threatened.

From the outside relationship and sometimes within, the lengths the couple to remain harmonious seem extreme
"What's Doug Doing?

He has got Wet Dick Problems...
He's got what?

His Missus is causing him all kinds of grief, at the last minute his has been volentold to return item across Town. Best of all, she has lost the paperwork, he gonna be all day. "

" Hey, that conversation with your Ex looked intense

Ha, Maybe for her, I don't catch up now, and again but she can keep her Wet Dick Problems. There is a good reason we parted ways a while ago."
by Hairlok September 6, 2022
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frick or dick

Me: Look at this fine girl. Frick or dick?
Other guy: frick.
by Stupid Af July 8, 2021
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