Snake shit

When you take a shit and it looks like a snake. But it’s also green because you have celiac disease.

Person 1: I just hade a massive snake shit.
Person 2: damn

by sqaur3d February 9, 2024

Get Shit Done Day

A day after a really terrible event in which you suddenly have the motivation to do way more than you would normally.

A: I cleaned my whole house after Katie broke up with me.
B: But you never clean anything.
A: Yeah, I was just having a Get Shit Done Day.

by JoeyisStuck April 20, 2018

force-shit

Horse-shit facts your friends tell you about Star Wars.

"Man, the length of the lightsaber is determined by the size of the Jedi and their force capabilities."
"Nah man, that's force-shit."

by RoyalEmu January 10, 2015

shit hocking

when you are covering yourself with your own shit

Hey my brother is shit hocking right now being a fucking weirdo

by Wengardian Leviosa June 8, 2024

Shit Sandwich

The act of eating ones ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe their ass.

I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!

by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020

Dog Shit Pursuit

When you are on a trail to find out which neighbor's dog keeps shitting on your lawn.

Person 1 - Hey, do you wanna come out to lunch this afternoon? I'll pay for everything.
Person 2 - I can't . I'm on a dog shit pursuit.

Person 1 - If you're on a dog shit pursuit, why don't you just secretly look at all of the shit that came out of the dogs and see which one matches to the shits you keep finding on your lawn the most?

Person 2 - I'm gonna look like a psycho if I do that.
Person 1 - That's why I said SECRETLY!

by Wes the Human November 3, 2015

Shit Whistler

A Shit Whistler is a person who tell complicated and incredulous lies that they alone believe. The act of doing so is referred to as "playing the shit whistle".

John's a real shit whistler...Last night he told us about how he crawled out on the wing of a flying airplane to fix the engine.

by Uberklokken October 13, 2020