Ass Mung

a) noun - A fucking nonce who can't take a joke and gets triggered within the first second.
b) adjective - a word used for people who have a kink for taking other people's shit up the ass.

a) FUCK SAKE, WHY DOES THIS ASS MUNG HAVE TO FUCKING BE WITH US?!? TAKE A FUCKING JOKE YOU CUNT.
b) Madeline, what the fuck did I say? Don't be such a fucking ass mung; you already received chlamydia from Bill & we don't want you to get it again. You've had one too many STDs.

by nathanhacksroblox xd xd xd xd May 4, 2018

My ass

The phatest ass around

Person 1: "You have a phat ass"
Person 2: "I know, my ass is phat"

by CoolBeanz! February 8, 2021

Guantanamo Ass Eating

When you eat ass in the shower, waterboarding yourself in the process.

I guantamoed that ass and almost died.

Yo girl. Turn that water on and get ready for some Guantanamo Ass Eating

by Trampass Shook July 11, 2025

Big Ass Butter Noodles

When all you want is buttered noodles but all you have is lasagna.

Hey Sarah, can you bring me some big ass butter noodles?

by butternoodlegirl January 6, 2021

ass

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by ahaha:( March 26, 2020

cockroach ass

usually caused by being overweight. often exacerbated if the person already had a flat ass. the two asscheeks meet at the bottom to form almost a point. reminiscent of the bottom of cockroach's body.

"man that chick needs to do some squats or something before she gets full blown cockroach ass"

by Raoulduke69 December 13, 2022

National Send an Ass/Asshole day

March 30th the National Send an Ass/Asshole photo/video day! But to be honest, it could be everyday. come on!

!!! REMEMBER IT HAS TO BE CONSENSUAL !!!

GF: *sends ass*
GF: Happy National Send an Ass/Asshole day!

by PepeTheGreatoMe3 March 29, 2024