Stupid ass jack

This nigga is an absolute dumbfuck. He gets 0 bitches and constantly hets bullied at school. Nobody likes him and the very thought of him grants displeasure. He leaves a trail of misery and idiocy every where he goes and has the iq of a carrot. Jack is the type of guy to call a boy with his girlfriend “sus” he thinks that everything is a meme and will t-pose at funerals. He’s an over shrimp dicked nigger who gets butt raped by every homesexial Pakistanis

Person 1: is that stupid ass jack?
Everyone: “kills themselves because of the thought of jack”

by Negroslayer69 July 1, 2023

Ass

Something that is trash

Person 1: Yo, come look at my song
person 2: Mane, that shit is ass

by bloccybabe February 8, 2021

Pussy ass bitch

Someone who uses *67 to harass people and try not to get caught.

He’s *67 calling again . What a pussy ass bitch.

by Asillybaby August 29, 2022

A first ass man move

A first ass man move is one of great wisdom and self-awareness. This generally refers to moves that are unexpected, spontaneous, and perhaps even outright brilliant.

Origin: While this phrase may be of ambiguous origin, this term, for unexplained reasons, is heavily assosiated with the lord and saviour, Jesus Christ himself.

Boy 1: How did you get rid of that clingy chick that keeps stalking you on social media?
Boy 2: I blocked her.
Boy 1: Wow dude...that's a first ass man move, if you ask me.

by Jimmy's Croissants December 26, 2019

National Grab Ass Day

On February 17th guy or girl single or taken you can get your ass grabbed

“I’m thinking about grabbing Nina’s ass today since it’s National Grab Ass Day

by Pure Malice January 29, 2020

Ass Mung

a) noun - A fucking nonce who can't take a joke and gets triggered within the first second.
b) adjective - a word used for people who have a kink for taking other people's shit up the ass.

a) FUCK SAKE, WHY DOES THIS ASS MUNG HAVE TO FUCKING BE WITH US?!? TAKE A FUCKING JOKE YOU CUNT.
b) Madeline, what the fuck did I say? Don't be such a fucking ass mung; you already received chlamydia from Bill & we don't want you to get it again. You've had one too many STDs.

by nathanhacksroblox xd xd xd xd May 4, 2018

My ass

The phatest ass around

Person 1: "You have a phat ass"
Person 2: "I know, my ass is phat"

by CoolBeanz! February 8, 2021