Ass Attack

When you grab someone's locked iPhone and take photos of your or your friend's asshole. If you are feeling especially evil, you will fill the phone's memory with countless photos of the ole "puckered starfish".

Someone left their phone on their desk, time for an Ass Attack!

by matthew_smoker June 11, 2017

Head ass

A term used to describe the feeling when you are so utterly obsessed with someone that you are basically up their ass, otherwise known as head ass.

"Rachel and Michele are so head ass for each other, both their lock screens are pictures of each other."

"I put on a full face of makeup just to reply to the girl I'm talking to snapchat, such head ass behavior."

by I<3mygirlfriend June 15, 2023

furnace ass

A romantic partner who gives off a lot of body heat.

Wintertime camping is easy and comfortable when you share a sleeping bag with a furnace ass.

by EvilRedhead October 9, 2014

Ass cannon

When you stick a dildo in your ass and shoot it out at a person like a cannon

Bro my girl and I were f****** last night and she gave me an ass Cannon

by Gvln March 26, 2022

Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday

An expression used to express a mistake being made

John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"

by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025

Cats ass

When you have long hair and you havent washed it in a week or so. It splits down the middle back of your head and the part starting on the back of your head isnt covered by hair.

I havent washed my hair in a week and I have cats ass on my head

by Msannethr0pe December 2, 2019

ass op moment

When you realize that you forgot to do something very important. That very moment that you come to that realization and panic hits you.

He had an ass Op Moment when he realized he sent the wrong text message to his wife.

by Tarxilicious November 28, 2020