Adnoun. A being bearing the title Jaden Smith who enjoys wealth and notoriety gained through no contribution of his own whatsoever. He will be the defining reason that Millenials will soon be broken down into separate subgroups so that people born in the late 80s/early 90s dont have to bear the shame of being generationally associated with something so worthless...and loud.
"+We ran out of clay pigeons to shoot, does that mean its time to head home?
-We dont have to! I found a whole shipping container full of Jaden smith albums slated for incineration and thought we could recycle them by shooting them with shotguns and in turn make the world a better place
+Great idea! That kid is a Talentless Ass Clown for sure, if my wife gave birth to him id sterilize both of us.
-We dont have to! I found a whole shipping container full of Jaden smith albums slated for incineration and thought we could recycle them by shooting them with shotguns and in turn make the world a better place
+Great idea! That kid is a Talentless Ass Clown for sure, if my wife gave birth to him id sterilize both of us.
by Normalcy unhinged July 14, 2019
Back the fuck up you “lean cuisine ass bitch”
by Notyourmotherschocolatemilky October 18, 2023
A vague insult possibly about sexual preference but is still unclear. What can be said however without question, it is definitely a burn. And a slow stinging burn at that. Similar to the sensation after sleeping with a person who uses the phrase "ass tings" as an insult.
Actual Facebook conversation.
Lives in Detroit, Michigan
Her
3:55 AM
Hello handsome.
Me
8:32 AM
Fuck off
Her
9:08 AM
Why are you rude to me
Do you no me
Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!
Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!
Her
It's okay
I got attracted due to your profile
But it fine
I'm sorry
Me
Nah it's not. Go suck dick in hell
with your thot ass grandma.
Her
Fuck you, dick head you "ass tings"
Lives in Detroit, Michigan
Her
3:55 AM
Hello handsome.
Me
8:32 AM
Fuck off
Her
9:08 AM
Why are you rude to me
Do you no me
Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!
Me
Why the fuck are you messaging
me? Fuck no and I don't want too.
B-gone thot!
Her
It's okay
I got attracted due to your profile
But it fine
I'm sorry
Me
Nah it's not. Go suck dick in hell
with your thot ass grandma.
Her
Fuck you, dick head you "ass tings"
by ass tings May 19, 2023
by Factslmao December 06, 2020
by Mulsmally March 14, 2022
Also known as Attack Ass April, or Assault Ass April, this is the month where you must both give anal and give yourself anal stimulation.
My dick is over from Manic Masturbation March. It's time for Ass Assault April. I must prepare my cheeks.
by The man dan with a plan December 03, 2018
A month in which you have participated in Messy March and you’re still horny. Find any girl and slap that ass, she can’t say no. If she freaks out, tell her about Ass Assault April!
Guy: *smacks ass*
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.
Girl: What the fuck?!
Guy: Sorry, I’m participating in Ass Assault April. *explains*
Girl: Oh, ok.
by Nutty.Megz December 30, 2018