your mom

uhhhhh

your mom is so fat that when she jumps the dinosaurs went instinct.

by your mom is fat #fat mom May 2, 2023

National give a girl your hoodie day

On November 10th we celebrate National Give A Girl Your Hoodie Day because of NNN

Boy: Hey, here is my hoodie!
Girl: But why?
Boy: it's National Give A Girl Your Hoodie Day

by Selvanio patricks November 5, 2020

Your Pants

Something that’s probably off of you at 3am.

Or what you take off during sex

A: Your pants are ass
B: look at YOUR pants

by jenkins the man the myth January 1, 2023

go back to your cave

a phrase meaning "shut up and don't talk to me right now"

a guy and his girlfriend in an argument:

Emily: Carl, we can't afford rent in this city any longer. I need to nigger at finding a better paying job

Carl: I am on it like a car bonnet but please go back to your cave. I am working on it.

by Sexydimma May 18, 2012

Re-Zen Your Yin-Yang

The process of recalibrating your inner spiritual mental health by meditation or prayer. Or drinking copious amounts of alcohol.

Eloise flew across country on the day we Spring Forwarded, when she got to the hotel she said she was totally discombobulated and I told her 'You should "Re-Zen Your Yin-Yang"' and you'll feel much better.

by WildWill March 10, 2024

kick it at your pad

Going to hang out at a friend’s house. Act of going to someone’s home. To visit someone.

Let’s kick it at Jeff’s pad in a few. I am jet over to your pad in a quick minute. I am roll over to your pad. Let’s chill at your pad. Let’s kick it at your pad bro. Bro you gonna come over and kick it for a few or what?

by JonathanLee February 19, 2025

toot your gout

The simple action of getting ones penis erect in any way or form.

“You tried to make it work with her but she just couldn’t toot your gout?”

by Jaybonny April 26, 2024