Who shit in your oreos

It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”

Me: cheer up

Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.

Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”

by madscatraz November 22, 2017

text for your header

synonym for: "really fun" or "really good game"

Yo bro, you gotta get that app, it's a total text for your header.

by e2y June 1, 2019

Smoke you in front of your girl

Blowing a guy in front of his women

I’ll smoke you in front of your girl!

by FABEJBHUNT November 23, 2021

to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

To make someone stop swearing

I need you to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

by Sexydimma April 10, 2017

National Cum on your homie’s face day

National cum on your homie’s face day is a day when you can bust a load on your homies face without it being gay.

“Hey bro it’s national cum on your homie’s face day”

“Word, come over and cum on my face”

by homiefucker December 11, 2023

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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Give a girl your hoodie day

On October 29th you have to give a girl you hoodie, she also gets to pick which one:)

random: Give her your hoodie!
Joe biden: why? its corona?
Random: But you have to. its Give a girl your hoodie day.
Joe biden: okay!

by ewnohhahahaha October 28, 2020