ass hopper

a dumb immature boy who can't pick one girl he likes and instead jumps from one to another because he's so emotionally stunted and brain damaged that he can't hold a stable relationship

my ex is a massive ass hopper

by RickAndMorty69 March 1, 2024

Birthday Ass Pic

Get a free ass picture for your birthday

1: It's my Birthday

2: For real? Here's a Birthday Ass Pic

by Cupcakes69420 March 21, 2022

ugly ass

someone who doesn't like mushrooms on pizza

Person 1: Ew, mushrooms? On pizza? Digusting.
Person 2: shut your mouth you ugly ass

by suspicious gay fag December 17, 2021

ass-butt

Double the ass, twice the butt! The ultimate form of insult to ever grace planet Earth.

Karen: "OMG look at him! flirting with her when he has a girl already!
Shannon: "ikr! He is such an ass-butt"

by TheEducator_ March 30, 2019

ass shaped

when something goes horribly wrong.

I hope everything thing goes okay. You know she will blame it on me if everything goes ass shaped.

by The Riviera Kid May 1, 2011

Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine

Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine

Joseph Alexander Buff Ass Bagwell Martinez: Occultic`'`Nine; Occultic`'`Nine

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 22, 2025

Lop Dick Ass

Someone who can’t cut it in a team setting.

Someone who requires others to pick up their slack.

Someone who can’t cut it in a team setting.

Jake and his mustache doesn’t want any “Lop Dick Ass” on his team of All stars.

Hey guys look at that “LDA” he can’t do anything right....what a dummy.

by Man with too much time March 12, 2021