Dick-dehydration

when one is dehydrated from not having dick in their mouth, or their pussy is dehydrated

dick-dehydration is when you have no dick in your life; or it can mean that a males dick is all dry and crusty from to many sexual intercourse.

by babygirl😍💜 May 2, 2018

Don’t Dick December

Where anyone can have sex but no dick.

“Ready for tonight 😏??”
“Sorry babe it’s Don’t Dick December”

by braceface69 November 18, 2022

Dick schtick

Ones sticky semen equivalent to Elmers glue

“Dude his dick schtick was all over me”

by Mliv April 18, 2020

tiny dick day

May 17th is National Tiny Dick Day. A day that celebrates every man, woman, and everything in between with a tiny dick.

"its May 17th, National Tiny Dick Day! Go tell Brody!!"

by casynsjnxbxbb May 30, 2023

Dirty Dick Water

When you ring out the sweat from your boxers during a major case of swamp-ass and save it in a vessel.

Man I was at a live show and danced my ass off. My boxers were so saturated with swamp ass I could’ve accumulated an entire Gatorade bottle of ‘Dirty Dick Water’!

by JoelskiJizzle August 31, 2022

Dick sucker

Its a slow ass retarded ass boy named Judaea Fludd

That boy is a ugly ass dick sucker

by Xoxo._.nyny May 27, 2019

Trents dick

maximum length of 2 1/2 but talks the most game

Kylie could barely even feel trents dick

by Dylan.wm February 4, 2020