by Meme-all-star 3000 March 5, 2023

A car, truck or van of questionable reliability and/or common decency.
Classless and saggy jalopy with rust patches throughout. Oil dripping, muffler dragging shat machine.
A vehicle on its last legs and obviously so.
Usual applicants Honda civics and VW golfs.
Classless and saggy jalopy with rust patches throughout. Oil dripping, muffler dragging shat machine.
A vehicle on its last legs and obviously so.
Usual applicants Honda civics and VW golfs.
Edgar: I was trying to change lanes on my way to the Chervon and I was nearly side swiped by some clown in a civic.
Romulus: was it a shit-box?
Edgar: total shitbox, like I said it was a civic.
Romulus: was it a shit-box?
Edgar: total shitbox, like I said it was a civic.
by Raven_of_Raisins July 20, 2022

The embarrassing trip you make when you run out of toilet paper and need to waddle to get more toilet paper.
by Poochtook January 17, 2023

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.
1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.
2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!
3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.
2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!
3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020

What your dog is being when he circles around a few times, sniffs the ground, circles again, arches his back, then walks away without shitting.
by dogs_be_poopin November 1, 2018

by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021

by enforce_it_7 August 25, 2021
