National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to slap anyone's ass, male or female to celebrate the holidays!

Jacob: it's March 13th you know what that means...

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 10, 2020

National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 11, 2020

Kiss Ass lamm

Someone who wants to flatter someone in every way because they desperately want their approval

Brooks lamm Deleted that video because he’s kiss ass Lamm bitch mutha fucka who wants nothing but Joesph karnath to like him and approve of him

by Nickthesmokerfan101 March 11, 2020

National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020

Grab Ass Day

April 13th every year.

Dam that chick's ass is fine

Grab it man, its grab ass day

by Danathan the Vast March 12, 2020

Ass bandit

Any person of any gender who STEALS toilet paper from ANY marketing location

"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"

"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"

by VPFearson March 13, 2020

Your ass

Not gon lie but bitches are Thicc af in yoga pants, without them my boner wouldn’t be relaxed for once

Your ass is fat

by 194&4829484 March 15, 2020