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DUMB SHIT

A dumb shit is a person who is stupid as fuck and doesn't understand common sense.
Oh wow. kaite is such a dumb shit for not understanding how rain works.
by PUSS N BOOTS NUMBA TWO July 14, 2023
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Shit’s Ass

A term similar to “What the Fuck!” but may sound funnier or more PG-13 given the situation.
The house got broken into? Well shit’s ass!”
by ArrowCoaster47 December 9, 2024
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Shit hit the fan

"When the shit hits the fan" is the vulgar and more satisfying term for a situation that suddenly gets messy. It gives you an idea of just how messy a situation by comparing it to being in a small room when a handful of loose feces are launched into the spinning fan blades.
1: When that silly old bitch pranged John's prized Mercedes in the parking lot and then tried to take off, shit really hit the fan. I though he was gonna kill her.

2: Where's our fucking money?! You better have it, or the shit is gonna hit the fan, believe you me!!

3: I lost everything back in 2008 when the shit hit the fan. Just like a lot of people.
by WHISKEYMAN1234 February 26, 2020
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Shit

Another word for poo or used as a swear word
Man1:I took a shit in the toilet
Man2:Alright
Or
Man1:Fuck you,Shithead
Man2:Fuck you too
by BadMouth_47 February 1, 2022
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Shit dick

When you fuck a bitch who has to shit and some dookie gets on your dick
Guy 1: brooooooo yesterday I did anal for the first time I got shit dick
Guy 2 : brooooooo go wipe your dick nasty ass
by Crystal meth January 13, 2021
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Fat shit

The word 'Fat Shit' is a word used when someone a describing someone else's morbid obesity
Fit person "Look at you! You big jiggle belly. You fat shit"
Obese thing "aw"
by Meme-all-star 3000 March 5, 2023
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Shit-box

A car, truck or van of questionable reliability and/or common decency.
Classless and saggy jalopy with rust patches throughout. Oil dripping, muffler dragging shat machine.

A vehicle on its last legs and obviously so.

Usual applicants Honda civics and VW golfs.
Edgar: I was trying to change lanes on my way to the Chervon and I was nearly side swiped by some clown in a civic.

Romulus: was it a shit-box?

Edgar: total shitbox, like I said it was a civic.
by Raven_of_Raisins July 20, 2022
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