Your Mother

The woman I formicate with daily

Friend: "Hey dude, I bet you never had sex ever,"
Me: "Well you should ask your mother, and see how much I actually do fuck."

by Broman memedude February 2, 2023

SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS

A rude phrase.

"Im going to shove it up your ass if you don't stop!" he says.

by TheDofToca February 3, 2023

National hang out with your friends day

National hang out with your friends day starts in February 28 that means you can do anything fun

Beavis: hey Stewart it's fabuary 28
Stewart: ok.....and. I'm still miserable from Jessie denying me on valentines day
Beavis: that means it's national hang out with your friends day
Stewart:oh damn I didn't know wanna go to the fair or the movies today
Beavis: sure

by Ilovebrabdon23567 February 3, 2023

Your mom

I had intercourse with her last night

Guy 1: Did you have sex with her?
Guy 2: Yep, I Your mommed her

by anonymous February 3, 2023

Wear your boots to school

Wear your boots to school every Monday

Mondays are days to (wear your boots to school) and look fly

by SHELUVZAB February 5, 2023

Do you have a flag in your room?

Meaning that you’re white and you have an American flag also implying that you’re a hillbilly <3

Person1: “Do you have a flag in your room?”

Person2: “No I don’t, what does that mean?”

Person3: “Dude, she’s implying the fact that you’re white.”

by NYXLABETCH February 7, 2023

What colour is your World Cup?

a way to reply to toxic Ronaldo fans or Messi haters.

"Bro Messi sucks, Ronaldo is the goat"

"What colour is your World Cup?"

by oow nedyah February 8, 2023