i think i just shit myself hard

when you absolutely blow your pants up

guy 1: yo! i just made that shot from 50 feet away!!

guy 2: i think i just shit myself hard

by some stupid guy September 5, 2023

I rocked his shit

meaning you fucked him like no other girl has and made a bold move

Yo we were chilling at his place last night and I rocked his shit

by emskiiii March 6, 2024

shit

something that comes out of your ass

WOW THAT SHIT CAME OUT LIKE A ROCKET

by POOP KEEPER.COM September 14, 2021

magnum shit

If you are having these consistently enough to need a word for them, eat some goddamn fiber.

Word of advice, up to you, but if you don't eat enough fiber for too long:

1) you will bleed

2) you will eventually need to be hospitalized with one tube up your nose and another up your magnum shit dispensing ass. If you're deranged enough to like the concept of a tube up your ass, don't worry, you'll be shitting yourself constantly in no time.

source: BEEN THERE, DONE THAT

by CMOSbattery August 23, 2023

Shit head

Someone who litterly has a shit as a head

"Hey you know how- Wait a minute, do you have a literal piece of shit as a head? Awww, you ol' shit head!"

by Random_definition_er June 8, 2024

Shitting knowledge

An expression when someone is so incredibly smart, intelligent, intellectual, and savvy, they simply begin shitting knowledge (on others) literally, figuratively, and metaphorically.

I am going to be shitting knowledge all day today.

Stop shitting knowledge on me. I feel so inadequate and dumb.

Help me get on your level of shitting knowledge, please.

by LingDanc803 October 10, 2023

Monkey shit turd

The Australian monkey shit turd is a grog drinking coon that steals and sniffs petrol all day long if you want to find one go to your local bws or park and find a whole a fucking mob of them

Look at that dead monkey shit turd aboriginal

by A.O.Neville November 18, 2022