shit picky

when someone in a position of authority invokes the letter of the law versus the spirit of the law

Your honor I was doing 57 in a 55 when the officer pulled me over and wrote me for speeding. Call me crazy, but I think he was being just a little bit shit picky...

by jakesterinthehouse August 1, 2011

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Get the shit pickymug.

Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome

A very serious illness where a person excessively posts snaps of their face while drunk

Jenny: Oh my god, have you seen Saras stories?
Emma: No, why?
Jenny: She got the Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome and it's bad.
Emma: Oh, the good ole' triple S.

by gokioki aka gogoloco June 10, 2018

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Get the Snapchat Shit-faced Syndromemug.

Clit To Shit

When a girl uses a strap on to fuck an asshole and goes all the way inside. Basically balls deep but for women.

I was pegging my boyfriend and he asked for more, so I went full on clit to shit. He moaned like the little pussy he is.

by Big Dick Nine December 22, 2017

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Get the Clit To Shitmug.

The kind of shit you do on a daily basis that leads you to finding this definition in the first place. It usually involves an action that can be described as completely frivolous and fucking retarded, or to the common man, stupid shit. It can also be used to describe someone who is equally fucking retarded and needs confirmation that the party isn't starting at 6 AM when someone tells them it starts at 6:00. A better term to call someone in this case is "obtuse dunderfuck".

"Hey I'm gonna go out tonight and vandalize the school! Wanna come with me?"

"No fuckass, I'm not doing any dumb shit like that."

by inscrutable_Idiot August 16, 2019

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Get the Dumb Shitmug.

Cherry creek shit

A secret camping spot where men become men the last weekend of April for opening day. Fishing, drinking, guns, drugs, feasting like kings, camp fires and dominoes. Anything can happen and it all will happen.

“ Bro, it’s almost that time again for that cherry creek shit”!

by JermzLundy April 3, 2019

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