Hym "Are you? Really? Or is that a thing you want me to ascent to? Because you are trying to dictate to me what I have to do and I'm not going to let you guide me into a life. That is not how you being in charge is going to work. Like, you're trying to play God and the form it's taking is a life swap between me and my less intelligent but equally psychopathic wannabe 'single white female'. And it's not going to result in anything that is good for me or anyone else because I'm just going to resort to violence (inevitably) and kill myself. So, stop trying to do this. I am the 1 who decides whether or not the thing I know you are trying to do to me is going to work and my decision is 'No.' I've decided that it isn't. Unless you're trying to get me to murder my own parents or somebody's kids (which is like what happened to some of the other ones you to whom you have done this and are covering up). And my decision is final. Just like what is going to happen to the person you tried to let 'single white female' me."
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When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
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But about that time we crashed into the truck
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Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everyt
With a rabid wolverine in my underwear
When suddenly a guy behind me in the back seat
Popped right up and cupped his hands across my eyes
I guessed, "Is it Uncle Frank or Cousin Louie?"
"Is it Bob or Joe or Walter?"
"Could it be Bill or Jim or Ed or Bernie or Steve?"
I probably would have kept on guessing
But about that time we crashed into the truck
And as I'm laying bleeding there on the asphalt
Finally, I recognize the face of my hibachi dealer
Who takes off his prosthetic lips and tells me
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you thought was just so
Important doesn't matter
Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
I was walkin' to the kitchen for some Golden Graham's
When I accidentally stepped into an alternate dimension
And soon I was abducted by some aliens from space
Who kinda looked like Jamie Farr
They sucked out my internal organs
And they took some Polaroids
And said I was a darn good sport
And as a way of saying thank you
They offered to transport me back to
Any point in history that I would care to go
And so I had them send me back to last Thursday night
So I could pay my phone bill on time
Just then the floating disembodied head of
Colonel Sanders started yelling
Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everyt
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