To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.
Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"
by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020
Get the beat you to oblivionmug. someone reading an urban dictionary definition of you written in 2021. i wonder if any depressed teenagers will be reading this in 2033
by gaymergirll June 14, 2021
Get the youmug. .9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.
by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025
Get the .9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.mug. Fin you're fucking dumb
by Oliverzzy September 27, 2020
Get the You Fun Assmug. by anonymous September 16, 2023
Get the You are probably not from Varnamug. your friend: wazzup hits your water on you
you: bro you are stupid then you slap him up side the head
you: bro you are stupid then you slap him up side the head
by tylertheboss December 24, 2017
Get the bro you are stupidmug. imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bro
nah but seriously, stop it. get some help. you're weird for searching this.
nah but seriously, stop it. get some help. you're weird for searching this.
by TheRedDinoSaur December 29, 2024
Get the imma touch you where the sun dont shine lil bromug.