Fat Ass

When a person is so large they generate a gravitational field. They are so heavy the ground around them cracks. They are covered in so much blubber that they need 2 lanes to swim in. They have so much mass that they are bigger than some of Jupiter's moons. They are so big blue whales hit on them when they go to the beach.

josh is a fat ass

by tim logberk April 29, 2024

Ass tricle

Droplets of liquid ass usually coming from diarrhea or bird poop

Oo shit i just put my hand in a birds ass tricle

by Ass tricler69 May 31, 2017

Audio Jack(ass)

(noun) A person when, upon gaining the sound system, puts on either music you don’t like, ear rape, rickrolls, or other generally bad noises.

“Stop being such an audio jack(ass)”

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

Ass lick

A criminal offence that involves a person licking someone's asshole.

He was charged with ass lick.

by Lambooo August 2, 2018

Bing Bong Lookin’ Ass

Someone who looks similar to a privileged toe head ass fool.

That boy used a 100$ bill at the Dollar General, Bing Bong Lookin’ Ass.

by PolonColon November 24, 2018

ass slippage

when you shoot ropes from your anal behind. the slippage gets hot and wet.

did you hear about randius? he ass slippaged all over his daughters face.
gross.

by i came all the way here October 11, 2023

Puff-Ass

Person that tries to mislead you in a way that makes you seem gullible or stupid. Especially with their escapade fails and you didn't take the bait.

You guys are puff-asses for making me think we had extra homework.

by CampfireCohort August 8, 2023