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your mom

The most unfunny joke in the history of the internet. It's also an insult. But literally , your mom jokes/insults fucking suck. You think that you're an absolute memelord and that you have a galaxy brain , but in reality , you're an 11 year old fuck. This is me when you say: your mom
Person 1: haha is that your mom??
Me: Not funny , didn't laugh.
Example two:
Person 1 (11 year old): HAHA YOUR MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE JUMPED IT CAUSED A SEISMIC EARTHQUAKE!!!111
Me: Fuck off you 11 year old bitch , Your mom jokes and insults aren't even funny.
by creativename_ October 11, 2022
mugGet the your mommug.

Cat got your thumb?

In Messaging, a subtle inquiry as to whether the other party composes text and thoughts at the same crawl.
This is not a trick question (long pause)... Cat got your thumb?
by Zappin' Nap April 29, 2021
mugGet the Cat got your thumb?mug.

Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day

You Slap Your Tallest Friend AS HARD AS YOU COULD
Hey Its Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day! SO YOU BETTER RUN!
by Lasaaaaa September 28, 2021
mugGet the Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Daymug.

National make your friends cry day

June 17th is National Make Your Friend Cry Day. If you’re bored, then make your friends cry. Just make sure you apologize afterwards though. Or don’t.
Person 1 : Hey, wanna make Sarah cry?

Person 2 : What? Why?
Person 1 : It’s National Make Your Friends Cry Day!
Person 2 : Okay let’s do it!
by Caca moma June 17, 2021
mugGet the National make your friends cry daymug.

pull your own

a teller of tell tales getting on your nerves an compelte fool a dim wit
by manky November 8, 2003
mugGet the pull your ownmug.

National treat your child day

A day to Treat your child with gifts
Me: Mum, you know what day it is..
Mum: What is it?
Me: It’s National treat your child day!
Mum: Really? Okay, hop in the car!
Me: Yay!
by Matildalover June 14, 2022
mugGet the National treat your child daymug.

Your face

A super duper rude insult (not really) that little kids say to try and roast you (it never works)
Person: hey whats up?
Little kid: your face OOOOOOHHH ROASTED
by RustEater38389 December 10, 2022
mugGet the Your facemug.

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