Indirect friend-zone

When a girl publicly friend-zones you by putting it on social media.

Your crush posts a picture of them and you and says something like "best friend " making it an indirect friend-zone

by Medieval August 18, 2016

the crumple zone

The crumple zone is when the ass of the recipient is ample and the act of penetration from behind creates a ripple effect.

the crumple zone reminded Larry of waves on his vacation

by the bonecrusher December 18, 2016

Eternal Friend Zone

When a girl puts you in the Friend Zone for more than 3 years.

Damn I guess Tyler's stuck in the Eternal Friend Zone. Megan has had him there for at least 4 years.

by VisedTech01 February 9, 2017

butt buffer-zone

Refers to the distance between Uranus and the outer perimeter of your butt-cheeks, in terms of how far an accidentally-released blob of poop has to "travel" before it reaches --- and subsequently soils --- your clothing and/or whatever surface that you happen to be presently sitting/lying upon.

Many people think that having a huge flabby behind in undesirable, but it can actually be an advantage if you occasionally suffer from liquid farts, since it provides you with a greater butt buffer-zone; this is especially fortuitous if you happen to be sitting or reclining at the time of said unexpected discharge, since it is exhaustingly more laborious to properly sanitize a seat-cushion or mattress, whereas soiled clothing can usually just be soaked in detergent-solution and then tossed in the washer.

by QuacksO March 5, 2017

get in the zone

a slang term used to describe going to autozone

Get in the zone, autozone!

by MindsEyeTHPS April 22, 2017

The relationship zone

Not quite the friend zone as you may lay with a friend but denied by constant relationships, the friend may become single but will soon run back to said ex leaving you wait longer.

Dan: "dude I could totally be in her bed right now, got that tension with her init"
Ben:"bruh she single now? You best hit that before she goes back again"
Dan:"aye pal, don't want to get in the relationship zone again bro, shit sucks"

by Dutchy May 4, 2017

Squeaky Bum Zone

The term used when your attendance is around and under "90%"

Your attendance is within the squeaky bum zone

by RelicNThat January 23, 2018