william palmer

Cube headed individual who has a 3 inch shling shlong and lasts no more than 23 seconds in the bed. Very good shift manager, but has the tendency to love raw meat. If you a 6'4 male with a huge ass, keep him away from this man. Loves alcoholic red headed females. Leaves pimples untouched for months. Has neck problems, therefore turns whole body to speak. Loves to ride things, including huge penis.

"Oh look, it's William Palmer!" "Stay away from that guy, he likes penis!"

by Steven Hong December 19, 2021

William Matches

When a cock goes too far up a male's ass and causes the liver to rupture.

Damn Joey, you should have seen what happened yesterday, I received that William Matches and it really hurt.

by ...///.... March 2, 2020

William phoenix-bowers

A very egotistical, selfish person who will do anything to belittle others and make them feel upset. They’ll usually use racist and homophobic language to insult people and are very judgemental.

“Who’s the most annoying prick you know?” “Oh it’s got to be William phoenix-bowers!”

by Xavier rocksella February 21, 2024

William Graham

My bestfriend that's been here for all my life and they make me happy.

William Graham is just amazing

by ACERZSEANCE July 10, 2021

J.W Williams Middle school

A school filled with weird ass emo kids, annoying ass wannabe gangsters who think it's hot to have their pants below their asscheeks, and curly haired edgars who say the n word. All the girls are here make we want to jump off a three story building and they get a new boyfriend every week and think they are above everybody because they carry around reuseable lululemon bags and wear $100 lululemon leggings and jackets that they begged their mommy for. The teachers here also assign an ungodly amount of homework. Wanna use the restroom? sure! Just be aware that they are filled with kids vaping, white girls recording goofy ass tiktoks, and there is a 98% chance the the toilet is clogged! We've also been threatened to get bombed 3 times this year! Gotta love WMS!

"I have to go to J.W WIlliams Middle School next year.."
"Here's a gun, just shoot yourself now."

by lyssyhasaglock June 26, 2023

William

is a walking W and super cool (jsut his name william)

dam i was i wish i was william

by William1234567890 April 17, 2022

William Kittenger

One of the least funny people in the world. Usually a white boy hie is chubby and has a bad haircut. He tends to be friends with band kids with a very negative social reputation.

I heard William Kittenger posted another Star Wars meme, I almost killed myself because it was so unfunny.

by Ih8will September 21, 2020