Fonts Brothers Friends Uncle

Micheal Fontanellos brothers friends uncle who happens to be Odell Beckham Jrs agent

Me:Bro did you hear Odell is thinking about going to the giants or cowboys

Jeremy:Yeah bro Fonts brothers friends uncle told me.

by RodneyColemans Right nut December 14, 2022

Uncle

Just like an extra cheeky father, but weaker and in the distance.

“Uncle Terry died! (He went on fire!)”

by BiggerChap November 25, 2023

Uncle Taming

the act of taming an uncle for breeding purposes. There are multiple steps that must be taken in order to breed your own uncle or indeed the uncle of another person
1. You must taste blood
2. Search for an eligible Uncle
3. Take the chosen Uncle to the state of Israel, choosing any city
4. Immediately leave the country and leave the Uncle behind
5. Upon arrival home, the Uncle will be either in your basement or in a spare bedroom
5b. If you have neither the taming will fail
6. Mount the Uncle with a saddle and do not let him buck you off for 2 hours after mounting
7. With the Uncle broken, you must now breed him
At this point you should have successfully tamed your uncle and made him breeding stock

"sure Jessica i would love to come to your party with all those women but i'm busy Uncle taming and i fucking hate women"

by THAD SMASH January 31, 2020

Uncle-itis

When a niece or nephew begins to experience physical distress due to separation from his/her favorite uncle. This can manifest in the form of nightmares or oftentimes, severe crying. Only the reuniting of said uncle and niece/nephew will cure this disease.

Oh no! Maya and Odelia are developing a bad case of uncle-itis. Better get Rami back home soon.

by crembo February 1, 2023

Uncle and Aunt gang

Onkel og tantegjeng (Uncle and Aunt-gang)

Is a group of people who are in their mid 20`s, normally couples, who rather enjoy staying in and playing board games than going out to drink. This is ok occasionally, but not every saturday night for the rest of your life.

So what are you up to this weekend? "Oh I`m going camping with the uncle and aunt gang".

or

Whats your plans for Friday? - Oh im just having tacos with the uncle and aunt gang.

by kunktown October 18, 2016

Uncle Dan

The act of adopting a female in adolescence and then marrying her as soon as she is of legal age

He straight up pulled an uncle dan when he married his adopted daughter as soon as she was 18

by Msmith17192 January 18, 2019

Uncle Dan's

AUSTRALIAN ENGLISH: Uncle Dan's: A prestigious bottle shop where even the bottles have stories – and most of them are true. Need a pick-me-up or a pour-me-over? they've got the cure for sobriety. Swing by and raise a glass... or twenty. Because at Uncle Dan's, drinking isn't just an option, it's a lifestyle choice.

"Yeeeeeeaaaah lads just parked up at ol uncle dan's, yeah nah yeah gonna smack down couple a tinnies later ayye."

by Themanhawk March 20, 2024