by Slothicus The Messiah September 07, 2014
Two toddler siblings take a shared bath. While one contentedly entertains himself, the other stands up behind him and urinates on him.
I only turned my back for a second; when I turned around Manual had initiated a Nicaraguan Sibling Surprise on Isabella. She lucky that he only peed on her back.
by Crack Jacky September 03, 2009
When your moistened girl is riding your face and her periods starts just so that you experience a waterfall of red into your mouth.
Babe, you're really moist
Really? It didn't feel that good though.
Well all i know is it tastes really good like a velvet surprise.
Really? It didn't feel that good though.
Well all i know is it tastes really good like a velvet surprise.
by PPhil24 April 21, 2020
1 package of bacon containing at least 90 pounds of the stuff. Does not necessarily apply to non-pork variations of bacon, as these may have a different weight ratio, and may not include a similar quantity of meat.
"I go to the freezer and I reach inside/Wrap my hands around a Costco surprise. What's that? It's like 90 pounds of that bacon dude/That's a lot of pig! And it's aboudda get chewed."
~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!
~From the song "Sizzle, Sizzle, Snap" by H20!
by Bacon_lover1313 February 07, 2010
by SharkTale4D February 28, 2016
by 459395 February 18, 2022
When your fucking her doggy style, stick your thumb up her ass pull it out and shove it in her mouth.
I gave her a surprise doggy choc.
by Crazy78 May 25, 2019