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Shoe

Where that shoe though??
by Peter Jordanson August 24, 2019
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Hooker Shoes

The simplest explanation for why people go from standing to lying prone without warning.
Raj - "The big guy drank four Jaegerbombs, gave his buddies a high five, and fell flat on his back."

Dylan - "Hmmm. Hooker Shoes."

Raj - "Yup."
by The Spherical Poet August 19, 2014
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Shoe Day

The day when new girl shoes arrive from on line orders, and she must wear the shoes while giving him head in the bathroom in front of a full length mirror.
I'm pretty excited. FedEx just notified me that today is shoe day.
by Victoria Vaughn October 15, 2019
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watermelon shoes

One of the two pieces of epwatermelon clothing. It's basically a meme that nobody knows.
"Watermelon shoes ,watermelon pants ,I have watermelon seeds up my butt crack."
by Razzlz January 7, 2017
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hiking shoes

the shoes Jason Kelce wore for all of his career starts with the Philadelphia Eagles. (This is because he hikes the ball)
What kind of shoes does Jason Kelce wear during the game?”

“Hiking shoes!!! Go birds!”
by anonymous December 12, 2024
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Going out shoes

A select pair of shoes that is repetitively worn by one attending a fancy or special event. Although these shoes entail no specific price point, the cost of the ‘going out shoes’ is typically set at a price that is moderately expensive, or simply more than what the user would typically spend on a pair of shoes.

Additionally, most people who own a pair of going out shoes will wear the shoes regardless of whether it matches the rest of their ‘going outfit.’

IE A pair of Ugg Boots with a pink and white floral dress(bonus points if it out of season)
Emma: “Oh my god, why is Ms. Anderson wearing fluffy black Ugg boots with a floral church dress? In the summer no less!”

Theresa: “Leave her alone. She probably bought them both years apart and it’s the only nice pair of shoes she owns. It’s her pair of going out shoes.”
by Kademadeintheshade May 5, 2023
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Shoes

Jim:You've heard of Vans the shoe brand now introducing Shoes the Van brand
by Jim The Fucking Dumbass August 20, 2019
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