Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022

Pub-licked

To be shitfaced and roaming the street after a long night at a (sports)bar, restaurant, or pub, kegger, party, or nightclub

Tim- "Hey man I can't remember what I did last night...Did I.."

Joe- "Yea man you were pretty pub-licked you went home with that chick with the herp-lip(To have a cold sore of undisclosed/faulty origin on upper or lower lip) "

by Jon mcskankier. June 20, 2011

Licks every bowl

This phrase holds unequivocal value and can be used in various ways. Originating from the Cultural land of India, this phrase was first coined when a woman was caught licking every bowl in her thaali, Nowadays it is used to to signify that a woman( or man ) simply can’t have just one, but every single one in existence.

Example 1

Person 1: bro i saw her hooking up with 7 guys last night

Person 2: she genuinely licks every bowl yaar

Example 2
Person 1: isn’t he applying to 15 universities?

Person 2: he’s licking every bowl wtf

by travis sneaker allah September 18, 2022

devious lick

A term for when someone steals something from or vandalizes a school. A for some reason, popular trend. They mostly use the same sound, which is some old song from a couple years back

about a guy banging your hoe. From sinks, to buses, nothing is safe.

I just did a devious lick. The school bouta be real mad when they see bus #1000 is missing.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions September 20, 2021

diabolical lick simulator

Diabolical Lick Simulator is a upcoming game made by JesseFards and will release on July 1st 2023 for the SNext, also coming on Gamejolt, itch.io, Yeah I'm not sure about that. The game is being developed using the Scratch 3.0 engine, which is quite surprising for such a big game, But it's being developed anyway. The game consists of 3 main characters,
A 17 year old senior named Dude, a 15 year old Sophomore named Nerd, and a fucking emo bitch that is 16 years old, also a Junior, fuck him and Nerd, his name is Emo.
In genocide, Emo commits suicide and Nerd gets killed by Dude, but in pacifist,
Oh ho ho- No. Fuck it.
Dude and Nerd have sex. WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!? HOMOSEXUALITY!?!?!?!? NO!!!!
I WILL NOT PUT THIS SHIT IN MY FUCKING GAME!!!! IM GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE THIS OUT!!!! BLEHHH!!!!!
Ok Ok, I'll stop, That's all.

lets play diabolical lick simulator you stupid bitch, kys.

by JesseFards May 6, 2022

lick my slice

Used in the same context as “suck my dick” by men.
Used often by myself (HAH to DV/JB)

“Bitch, why don’t you just lick my slice”

by Momof9cats January 25, 2023

Devious Lick

A Tiktok trend where people steal items from school, such as sinks, soap containers, and other high-value items.

"I'm about to hit such a devious lick."

by OGdeviouslicker September 15, 2021