captain save a hoe

throwing pearls at a swine. someone who tries to change a hoe who cant be changed or wont.

that guys a captain save a hoe, a rich client of a prostitute

by pinhe_ad December 23, 2023

Captain’s Spa Day

To listen to loud music while drinking alcohol in the shower.

“After a long day, I like to grab a six pack of Smirnoff Ice, blast some TOOL, and have a Captain’s Spa Day.

by StogieBoi September 13, 2020

Table Captain

THE SICK FUCK IN THIRD GRADE THAT BITCHED ME AROUND TO GET MY GOD DAMN CRAYONS.

im gonna beat the shit outta the table captain.

by That one taco June 18, 2016

Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapchat bots.

Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.

by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025

Captain asshole

The final evolutionary step in the chain of captain behind. Is legitimately an Ass with legs.

Holy shit captain asshole is here to shit on the bad guys

by Merkp June 7, 2018

Captain Obvious

A person who states painfully obvious facts or statements very loudly or repetitively.

Dude: Man, I think that guy just blew you off Jessica.
Jessica: Thanks, Captain Obvious

by Xcain February 28, 2020

Captain Gankaroo

Friend to friend, " My husband's nickname is Captain Gankaroo..."

Other friend, " Do what? (Laughing)"

Friend, " Yeah my husband beats off all the time with/on anything... plastic bags, dirty clothes, you name it, so I call him Captain Gankaroo because he ganks everything"

(I walk in catching my husband beating off using a plastic bag), "Well hello Captain Gankaroo".

by Justice League Kat October 19, 2021