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Space Shot

Where a girl shoots a man into space with her fist for trying to fuck her pooper
Jessie space shot Jonny for trying to fuck her pooper. Space Shot
by SpaceCadetCrashTestDummy November 8, 2018
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office space

it is what you make it, you have that luxury when you have a job hehe
he made his office space wherever the fuck he wanted
by curtainstain June 2, 2021
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space hair

Human hair in micro-gravity.
The astronauts long hair looked like an explosion due to space hair.
by fidness 1957 November 23, 2024
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Space Racism

Space Racist: ZOMG YOU'RE A SAGITTARIUS; I CAN'T TALK TO YOU ANYMORE!

Me: Really? Space Racism?
by Shepherd Guy April 23, 2023
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Blonde Space

by Blondiesss August 18, 2019
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spaced in

When someone's myspace profile is so full, everything's crammed toghether. Especially true with myspace apps, and general crap.
Becky's profile was so spaced in! She really needs to take off some stuff!
by Evlwolf April 9, 2009
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safe space

A distant corner of the galaxy where various strange alien lifeforms take refuge to escape the marginalisation they routinely experience from Roscosmos (under Putin) and NASA (under Trump, a Putin toady).

The atmosphere, or whatever little of it exists in safe space, tends to be a cross between 10 Forward of Star Trek and the Cantina from Star Wars. On a busy night, expect to encounter at least five or six genders and a wide array of alien lifeforms.
The few available expanses of safe space in this galaxy are getting crowded as interplanetary travellers are being increasingly marginalised as "illegal aliens". If it isn't Martians feeling alienated by the Mercury Theatre of the Air and their War of the Worlds, it's Mercury or Saturn experiencing depression as Trump proclaims "we don't need their cars". And then there are the attempts to police the gender of life forms on other planets, based largely on asinine self-help books where authors from ersatz second-rate colleges philosophise with daft theories that men are from Mars or women from Venus.

Eventually it gets wearisome, leading oppressed and marginalised planets to take refuge in whatever safe space the universe offers. In an ideal series of worlds, this would not be necessary, but the situation is light-years away from full respect for diversity, equity and inclusion for interplanetary voyagers, leaving the safe space an unfortunate necessity.
by bitchuck June 24, 2025
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