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i'll answer after the fifth ring

Kobe's way of saying he will win after the fifth ring of the NBA Finals when Obama told him a joke that someone would have his phone number.The phrase has been for every stuck with the man himself .
Coach:Kobe why didn't answer my phone yesterday?
Kobe: I'll answer after the fifth ring.
#Kobegotnochill
by random everthing is me July 8, 2017
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Ring of Fire

A party game with a group of male participants and a biscuit. The goal of the game is to not be the last one of the participants to ejaculate on the biscuit. Who ever lasts the longest, has to eat the biscuit.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna play Ring of fire?
Guy 2: No dude WTF?!
by ThisIsNorway October 30, 2017
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madison ring

she is a funny, beautiful person. if you get on her bad side she will kick a bitches ass
"omg there goes Madison Ring"
by rrrryjhggytfd April 20, 2018
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D-ring

When you finger a mans dick hole to the point were you see your knuckles.
Hey Stacy did you give Brad a D-ring?
by Sanequea November 29, 2017
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ca-ringe

When a person (e.g. squeaker), place (e.g. Minecon) or thing (e.g. roblox) is so cringe inducing that it causes embarrassment to call thy self a human, embodied as physical pain often felt in; the eyes - causing them to close, the neck - causing it to spasm and turn away and the torso - inducing involuntary leaning to the side.
6 year old squeaker on bandicam youtube vid: What the flip dude! I Shot you *begins wailing* I flippin shot you mahahahannnnnn!

Some guy on the receiving end of verbal onslaught: Ah! *moaning in pain* the ca-ringe!
by Noir French May 9, 2018
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Crumpet ring

"Mate, your sister's anal gaping pics are immense. "

"Yeah, she's been using that crumpet ring she got for Christmas off dad."
by lemlemlem May 11, 2018
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Pineapple Ring toss

When one player takes pineapple rings and tries to get them to land around the "Post" (a.k.a mans penis). The winner gets to eat the rings at the end of the game.
Hey baby! Want to play Pineapple ring toss?
by Bwahahah Hahahaha May 14, 2018
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