Definitions by Bohomeanian

Hoe Ring 

Hoe Ring: like a toe ring, but for hoes

#That girl over there... has a hoe ring
What's it made out of?
#my soul and diamonds
#so struck gold?

Hoe Ring by Bohomeanian July 5, 2016

dandy

Multi-faceted term for the results of being unrestrained or perfectly fine, often followed or oppressed by an overt loss of control (also known as BEING DANDY). This is also what you call girls who have no foundation for their happiness.

"Damn. She all fine and dandy."
"yeah but did you see her dandy? Exit. Stage left."
"well, she was being a dandy so serves her right."
"HAAA!"

dandy by Bohomeanian May 13, 2016