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Gremlin Hands

Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.
Q:Why do you always wear mittens?

A: Because I have gremlin hands...
by munchkineater March 6, 2012
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a better hand

The way one refers to their SO since their SO sex organs are better than their own hand, fingers, and so on for sexual gratification.
Paul: "Yeah, Ally is just the best all around."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."
by von groovy July 4, 2019
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tourette's hand

A disorder which causes sudden and uncontrollable hand tics and movements
by Urban dictionary theater July 25, 2014
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wattpad hand

a syndrome, arm tendonitis, developed because of too much reading on Wattpad. Thumb movements, like swiping/scrolling, are the biggest triggers of this syndrome. It hurts like hell.
Been told I have a Wattpad hand. Now I have to read normal books.
by wattpadgotmetendonitis April 22, 2020
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Hand sex

Hand sex; (noun) A thing or most usually known as an action requiring hands and arms, this action could be performed by one person, but that's really sad dude, it's a sensual feeling that isn't normally common place, it should be illegal in public but due to it's recent discovery it has not yet been illegal
"Bro did you see Jon and Aaliyah have hand sex?"

"Dude I did, it's just not natural"
"I don't know maybe they're on to something"
by ちゃいろ August 27, 2022
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clutter hands

Someone who is under the influence of THC and notices that they are trying to carry too much shit at one time.
Man dude I got a case of the fucking clutter hands right now.
by Faggot Bruce May 2, 2011
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Hand Rosenberg

When you're at work and can't leave your desk but you have to get off so you pull up close to the front of your desk and put your hand down your pants, and pull one off right there.
Yo Craig why'd you get fired? Man my boss reported me to HR for pulling a Hand Rosenberg to the new secretary!
by Vulture21 January 25, 2017
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