Abnormally small and wrinkly hands, like the hands of an old, old woman. Immune to the strongest hand lotions. Can be used as sand paper in rare cases.
by munchkineater March 6, 2012
Get the Gremlin Hands mug.The way one refers to their SO since their SO sex organs are better than their own hand, fingers, and so on for sexual gratification.
Paul: "Yeah, Ally is just the best all around."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."
Samantha: "She's a better hand, eh?
Paul: " You want to give it a shot?"
Samantha: "Nope."
by von groovy July 4, 2019
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Get the tourette's hand mug.a syndrome, arm tendonitis, developed because of too much reading on Wattpad. Thumb movements, like swiping/scrolling, are the biggest triggers of this syndrome. It hurts like hell.
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Get the wattpad hand mug.Hand sex; (noun) A thing or most usually known as an action requiring hands and arms, this action could be performed by one person, but that's really sad dude, it's a sensual feeling that isn't normally common place, it should be illegal in public but due to it's recent discovery it has not yet been illegal
"Bro did you see Jon and Aaliyah have hand sex?"
"Dude I did, it's just not natural"
"I don't know maybe they're on to something"
"Dude I did, it's just not natural"
"I don't know maybe they're on to something"
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by Faggot Bruce May 2, 2011
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Yo Craig why'd you get fired? Man my boss reported me to HR for pulling a Hand Rosenberg to the new secretary!
by Vulture21 January 25, 2017
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