by Jruss89 November 3, 2011

by Alaskan fat chick killa August 8, 2010

An old lady who lives with a bajillion cats and gives them names like, "Mr. Fuzzypants", and, "Pom-pom". She hates to be around actual people, and considers herself a cat.
Her Hobbies Include:
- having tea parties with her cats
- throwing fake proms for her cats
- throwing birthday parties (that no one come to) for her cats
- eating cat food
- decorating cat food
- making a restaurant for all the cats in the neighborhood
- babysitting children and cramming useless knowledge about Mr. Fuzzypants into their heads
- giving parenting lessons to cat-mothers-to-be
Her Hobbies Include:
- having tea parties with her cats
- throwing fake proms for her cats
- throwing birthday parties (that no one come to) for her cats
- eating cat food
- decorating cat food
- making a restaurant for all the cats in the neighborhood
- babysitting children and cramming useless knowledge about Mr. Fuzzypants into their heads
- giving parenting lessons to cat-mothers-to-be
by EESHA4U December 11, 2017

by mabelcat November 6, 2021

by thatzombiedude April 28, 2010

Noun:
The type of redneck hillbilly who lacks capacity for empathy and human level problem solving. Their solution on an unwanted litter of kittens is a gunny sack, a brick and a pond.
The type of redneck hillbilly who lacks capacity for empathy and human level problem solving. Their solution on an unwanted litter of kittens is a gunny sack, a brick and a pond.
“Look at that idiot in his jacked up pick up, flying the stars and bars and carrying a pistol on his hip in the middle of fucking small town Idaho.”
“What a Cat Drowner.”
“What a Cat Drowner.”
by FonzFTW October 10, 2017
