by Skrekdaddywowza March 18, 2022
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To be such a simp that you sell yourself short where could be compared to how a whore sells her body
Damn bro I was fucking simp of that bitch Karen
Yeah dog we all simp ourselves out sometimes
Man I really did simped myself out like a pussy
Yeah dog we all simp ourselves out sometimes
Man I really did simped myself out like a pussy
by A86 February 24, 2023
The time and date a "shitlib" Monica-"mask on in car always" got their 4th or 5th jab to keep from getting the common cold because they already survived the first two blood clots, but they have no natural immunity in their body to infections because they totally believed what MSDNC and Collectivist Noose Nutworxs told them!
Damn Monica will be out another two weeks from her hairdressing job, due to illness, she got her third "simp-stamp" this year!
by jayskind1 October 17, 2021
literally any mf named angelo. also, this dude usually lives inside a tree, and he sometimes eats the birds that come by raw. sometimes they think miracle day was good as well
by quamboblious quingleton III September 21, 2022
by Tom Holland Sucks March 09, 2022
A person who is purposely nice to a person with a high following. They will be a simp to them so they can get clout.
Person- "Omg look at him, he's talking to the popular girl for clout"
Person 2- "He's such a clout simp
clout simp - "Hey Brittany, you're soo pretty. Would you mind shouting me out on Instagram?"
Person 2- "He's such a clout simp
clout simp - "Hey Brittany, you're soo pretty. Would you mind shouting me out on Instagram?"
by Lil huddy's soft-ish :( dick June 09, 2020