sausage bender

Noun
1. A derogatory slur directed at homosexual men.
2. A woman of loose morals.
3. A party or gathering with a disproportionate amount of men in attendance.
4. A sexual encounter which creates strain on the males phallus.

5. A vagina
1. Walks into a gay bar, "man there sure are a lot of sausage benders in here!"
2. Last weekend me and my boys went down to Vegas and rented a couple of sausage benders.
3. Went to Chris's last night, it was a real sausage bender.
4. We were trying some positions from the Kama sutra last night, it was a real sausage bender.

5. I hooked up with that girl last night, she has a real nice sausage bender
by Sons of Sausage August 09, 2017
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Sausage Bender

A male super hero power born in March. This sexy male specimen can bend their sausage during sexual intercourse. Usually very rare, and desired by women wanting g-spot stimulation.
1. Emma was very impressed with Tom’s sausage Bender.

2. I once went to a taboo party, my sausage bender was a great hit.

3. Jane had a friend once, he was a real sausage bender.
by Arockstar4life April 20, 2018
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Sausage lesbian

A lesbian who mainly hangs out with guys, but still prefers to have a female partner.
"Man, I want a gf"
"Well maybe I you weren't such a fucking sausage lesbian you'd have one"
by That seabear kid September 07, 2019
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Snowy Sausage

The act of snorting cocaine off ones dick
Man. Rebecca was wild last night. She hit my snowy sausage til she passed out!
by Jameson_Halen_W December 29, 2018
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Bed Sausage

“I see Anna is pregnant, she must have been playing with Tim’s Bed Sausage!”
by Dick-ctionary November 20, 2021
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Filling the sausage

Filling the sausage is when someone takes a fat shit in a condom then uses it as a dildo to cum too.
by Sausage filler123456789 February 21, 2024
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Turd Sausage

1. A turd that comes out like a well formed sausage.

2. Someone who is such a dick they’re also a turd.
Yo I just dropped a big olturd sausage.

Your sister’s boyfriend ate the last slice. Yep, he’s a turd sausage!
by Beef-noodler May 16, 2024
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