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Poop Eraser

1) T.P. your roommate stole from work, and acts like she's making some "big contribution".

2) Something your new roommate uses a lot of.

3) A "safe" form of contraband you can use to hit your new roommate in the head with.
1) My roommate acts like she's some kind of 'bread winner' bringing home all that stolen poop eraser
2) My new HOMELESS rommate is in the bathroom again using up all the poop eraser.

3) As my roommate sat their on the floor watching cartoons, I held myself back from giviing her a 'blow to the back of the head' with some good old poop eraser.
by noworriezzs April 22, 2008
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poops and ladders

When a guy is giving it a girl in her poop chute while getting it in his poop chute from another guy
On a starry night we found a girl and decided it would be a great idea to play poops and ladders.
by sloan_daddy February 10, 2012
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poop-tubing

The action of watching videos on your phone while pooping.
Zac decided to do some poop-tubing while he was already on the john.
by buttpuppet7 July 2, 2016
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poop kid

The mysterious kid (or adult O_O) back in Catholic elementary school whose M.O. was to purposely miss the toilet.

One day the crap was on the front of the toilet seat, the next day it was on the floor next to the toilet, etc.

The kid who shat in the urinal may have been the poop kid, but he could have been an unrelated suspect.

The poop kid was never identified...
Day 2: "The poop kid struck again!"

Day 4: *Kid runs out of a stall* "... I think we caught the poop kid!"
by WeCouldn'tEvenTurnItOn August 17, 2011
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Green poop

A poop that comes out like a missile but doesn't splash
Jony-I had a poop that came fast but didn't splash

Carl-sounds like a green poop
by Memesinmyass November 19, 2019
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Poop Lasagna

Can also be a group activity, especially at a workplace where an initial coworker starts off a standard dump but does not flush. The initial worker then inspires coworkers to continue to add layers to the 'lasagna'without flushing as to surprise the custodial staff or the workplace prude. It is virtually unpunishable given bathroom and privacy laws.

The poop represents the meat and cheese layers, while the toilet paper acts as the noodle. When done as a group effort, the heterogeneity of layers offered by various diets makes the poop lasagna a true workplace team building activity.
The guys on third shift really bonded last night by making a poop lasagna that went past the lid.
by Curly Poopinturdz August 4, 2018
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poop valve

A valve or regulatory device controlling the flow of feces or other fecal matter, such as sewage.
Make sure that the poop valve is closed before you leave tonight, Mike.
by Apollos12970 March 21, 2011
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