Phone

Something to shove your arse while their are notifications

Oh shit... that phone shocked me...

by Ididntsignupforthis February 29, 2024

phone tek

Phonetek: meaning is similar to "word rember the days when people talked on the phone when making plans" or it could mean "yo what you saying i didnt feel like calling you on the phone to find out"

Me: yo phone tek homey
You: nothin jus chillin

by listedsandman January 2, 2010

Hydrophilic phone

When one microscopic water drop lands on your phone and makes your phone tweet a slur

Guy 1: Dude your Twitter got suspended
Guy 2: Yea i was dealing with a Hydrophilic phone

Guy 1: Dam I hate when that happens

by anonymous January 2, 2023

Phone wanking

When someone is continually playing on there smart phone and avoiding more important work and getting self gratification from it.

Has James compiled that report? Na he is phone wanking again!

by Odin1918 July 13, 2010

Drain the phone

Verb. Euphemism for doing what one does with a Shake Weight (except to a penis instead of a Shake Weight) and consequently draining one's mobile phone battery with a tragic porn streaming addiction.

We need to end this conversation now because if I don't go drain the phone someone's gonna get hurt.

by PhoneDraina May 13, 2017

Icelandic flip-phone

Sex with little person, and you flip them to where they are completely upside down.

Finally landed bridgette the midget, we did that Icelandic flip-phone. 10/10 recommend

by Thiswaslacysfault2022 January 10, 2022

Phone

Something mom's always losing.

MOM; Hey SON!!
-WHat
-Wheerrees ma PHONE
-Damnit

by people eat ice cream March 12, 2021