Joe The Plumber

The ex-hardcore-porn movie actor who does plumbing for the neighbors occasionally. He is also planning to be an entrepreneur in the future, had a brief conversation with Barack Obama, and worries that the tax plans under the new administration will affect his plans for the big bright future.

Generally considered the same IQ, a little bit higher or lower than Joe six pack-- depending on your religious beliefs.

Person A: "Dude, did you watch Obama and McCain talking about Joe the plumber? I really enjoyed it! I feel I know a whole lot more about the economic plans of the two presidential candidates"

Person B: "Pathetic!"

by TlPbBiPoAtRn October 15, 2008

morning joe

the act of sticking your finger up your own ass, and milking your prostate...then adding it to cream your coffee.

Sam thought I was still asleep when I caught him making morning joe. I haven't had coffee since.

by greenmonstahmsn.com July 10, 2010

Dirty Joe

When you are doing a girl and you spit on their back and they turn around and then you dick slap them and cum goes all over their face. Normally done to someone you wont see again

Man that girl got too loud so i gave her a Dirty Joe

by King Joe August 31, 2008

gi joe

an army man toy my 4 year old brother loves.

"imma buy me that g.i. joe!"

by caitlin reed January 4, 2005

Sleepy Joe

Nickname of a con artist who has dementia, doesn't have any friends, and, is a serial child soul sniffer who loves to lie to to get his kids rich. Extremely unlikeable, and looks like a male version of Nancy Pelosi. would be happy to turn the USA into a socialist shithole …just like California

Hey man, that antifa sissy just asked if someone could drop him off at his mom's basement to get his 'vote for Sleepy Joe' shield. What a Loser, is he sniffing that fat guy's hair?

by Texas_Patriot January 22, 2021

Hot Joe

The act of letting a Helen Chamberlain circumsize you with a razor blade in return for her doing ANYTHING.

Helen Chamberlain: "I'll let you do anything if you let me circumsize you with this razor blade"
Joe: "You mean a hot joe?"
Helen Champerlain: *licks lips*
Joe: *slowly unzips fly*

by Jemermy Keegan December 15, 2009

Joe Biden

An absolute king who will win the 2020 Presidential election and end the McDonald Trump administration.
Loves saying things like, "look here's the deal" and "malarkey"

I wish Donald would stop coming out with such malarkey
Look here's the deal Joe Biden will beat Donald and Melania's pussy in this election

by bendover8567 October 29, 2020