chubby noodle 

A chubby noodle is what Mike Pence gets when he thinks of twinks.

Mike Pence wasn't initially interested in the vice presidency, but Donald Trump promised him an introduction to Billy Bush and Pence got a chubby noodle.

chubby noodle by kafe November 28, 2016

butter noodled 

when you cum on a blanket and it looks like the shape of a noodle

i couldn't find a towel so i butter noodled

butter noodled by butter noodled January 20, 2017

Vietnamese Noodle 

penis

"she sucked my vietnamese noodle"

Vietnamese Noodle by bmobitch January 24, 2017

Ramen noodle

A narcissist slash arrogant plant that produces cocaine through photosynthesis

Yeah, that ramen noodle feeds off of toadstools

Ramen noodle by White Girls at Starbucks February 14, 2017

Cooked noodle 

1. To become physically exhausted after a hard day's work
2. The result of spending too long in a sauna or hot tub

Boy, after an hour in the sauna, I am one cooked noodle!

Cooked noodle by CozyRedBear February 21, 2017

nicky noodles 

Trousers, (American) Pants

Just going to pop off my nicky noodles!

nicky noodles by LL0k3 March 22, 2017

selective noodle syndrome 

Someone makes homemade Mac n cheese but they run out of a certain kind of noodle. So there's several different kinds of noodles.
Selective Noodle Syndrome is when you're picky and you dig through only getting a certain type of noodle out.

"She's digging through the noodles. She has Selective Noodle Syndrome."

selective noodle syndrome by Lugnut13 April 9, 2017