Matthew is a person who loves eating and eats many types of food. Matthew is inspirational to those around him yet he is oblivious to the fact. People find him interesting as he often does unique and eccentric actions. No one can hate a Matthew as he is such a nice guy with a caring heart that goes out if his way to ensure that others around him are safe and comfortable. He is someone who is loyal and trustworthy, the type of guy you can rely on. Can be known as Matt as well.
Carl: Hey Matthew, boy can you eat...
Matthew: Hey man, it's an all you can eat buffet, Carl just don't eat the carbs.
Carl: Okay Matthew, probably slow down on eating that chicken though...
Matthew: Hey man, it's an all you can eat buffet, Carl just don't eat the carbs.
Carl: Okay Matthew, probably slow down on eating that chicken though...
by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. by OMEGALULXD September 19, 2021
Get the matthewmug. Matthew's typically have great parents, ultimately resulting in healthy social skills later on in life. Matthew tends to have nothing that he needs, but something that everyone else needs. He's the man that the world didn't know it needed. He typically stocks up on plenty of snacks, but is in desperate need of toilet paper. Usually stocks up on Ramen Noodles, but has no idea how to cook anything else. Will go out and earn a surplus of money just to spend it on the person he loves (who is also typically the person who cooks for him). Believes he's stuck in the awkward part of life between a mom and a wife.
by DaddyMattySutts November 9, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. Person 1: look at that squirrel
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
Person 3: he’s so UGLY!
Squirrel: *starts crying*
Person 2: he looks like a Matthew
Person 3: he’s so UGLY!
Squirrel: *starts crying*
by ItsYaBoiSkinnyPenis44557711 June 8, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is the name of a man who is funny and smart and kind but most of all will be the first one to help you out if you need it. Sometimes Matthew goes by Matt but the best people call him Guapo because he is so attractive. He is talented in almost every sport and has enough zeal to power a small city-state for a century. Matt won't hesitate to pour all of that zeal out on whatever playing field or court he might be on, so be sure to pick him for your team. Actually, to be honest it's more likely that he will be picking you. Matt is a natural leader who will go to hell and back for you if necessary. In fact, he has been to hell and back multiple times. His successful leadership stems in part from his ability to empathize with all sorts of people with all sorts of backgrounds. He has a knack of saying exactly what you need to hear, and the thing is he means it.
Like all superheros though, Matt has some weaknesses. Dogs, for example, will cause him to lose awareness of the size of things around him. This might cause unexpected actions such as leaping over a 5 foot fence in order to pet the aforementioned dog. Another weakness worth mentioning is Matt's love, nay, obsession over meat and the various ways it can be grilled, cooked, smoked, etc, etc. Watch out Saturday, it's smokin' time.
All in all a Matthew is the kind of person you want to be around. Stick with him. He is a keeper. He will love you despite your best efforts.
Like all superheros though, Matt has some weaknesses. Dogs, for example, will cause him to lose awareness of the size of things around him. This might cause unexpected actions such as leaping over a 5 foot fence in order to pet the aforementioned dog. Another weakness worth mentioning is Matt's love, nay, obsession over meat and the various ways it can be grilled, cooked, smoked, etc, etc. Watch out Saturday, it's smokin' time.
All in all a Matthew is the kind of person you want to be around. Stick with him. He is a keeper. He will love you despite your best efforts.
Oh no there is a dog! Quick coach, start the workout so Matthew won't run away!
Aw Matthew! Thank you for bringing me ice cream. You're a good man.
Yes Matthew, I'll marry you.
Aw Matthew! Thank you for bringing me ice cream. You're a good man.
Yes Matthew, I'll marry you.
by Isabel or Jackson September 24, 2018
Get the Matthewmug. Matthew is crazy sexual person, who loves get frisky he can be a little bit over the top but matthew tries to be
cool but fails in the process, and often flirts with anyone pretty lady ...
cool but fails in the process, and often flirts with anyone pretty lady ...
matthew is a little over the top, and flirts with random things like doors, walls , chairs, beds, mirrors and sometimes himself
by wifey 123 October 5, 2017
Get the Matthewmug. MATTHEW IS A FUNNY AND SARCASTIC PERSON . VERY GOOD AT HEART AND AT KEEPING SECRETS . YOU WOULD REALLY LOVE HIS COMPANY. VERY CHILLAXED PERSON . GOOD ENTERTAINER.
by George_dcunha November 24, 2021
Get the MATTHEWmug.