magic moment

the moment when you flick your cig and the ash on the tip turns from a cylinder to a cone shape

i was at the train stantion and thought ild have to wait a long time, so i lit up a cigarette, but the train came right then, hadnt even got to the magic moment before i had to crush out and board the train

by burShigi August 25, 2008

Magezsoul

A gang in southern Detroit, that is known for its relentless attacks on the black community.

beware of the Magezsoul's I heared they are patrolling this area

by dingle donkerz July 13, 2009

Magic Underwear Jokes

The quickest thing to piss of a Jello Eating Bunny aka Latter Day Saint is make a really degrading joke about their temple undergarments or call The Book of Mormon alternate history fanfiction of the King James Version of the Bible. Also imply that Joseph Smith was a womanizing con man who married his women to keep his sex life in check. They really hate when one attributes their doctrine to rodents copulating (as this one is a favorite barb.) There's my critic of religion status confirmed.

"I don't believe that my boxer briefs are magical, as in you mean to tell me you never cut a greasy fart in those magic underwear and leave a skidmark." My retort when I caught the webmaster mocking my most personal project as an editor as the cover was the second time I saw fan-art -- the artist was my breakout from Issue 3 and came to Issue Five as he was the cover artist for the first time.

My enraged comment came when I learned a blogtroll decided to send the cover to the webmaster as he took aim at it; I had seen very strong covers over the years as a lot of my own projects came from my photography output. His response after seeing the barrage of Magic Underwear Jokes combined with double homicide whamlines, "Hey, I’ve got an idea! How about we DON’T refer to other people’s religious beliefs in the most degrading way possible, and instead behave like civilized beings, not total dickwads, okay? It’s called “civilization.” You may have heard of it." The response was on par to Deva's "yer taking to care bears' retort on twitter.

by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018

Magena

The most amazing girl you’ll ever meet, she’s cute and sweet and funny and she’s just amazing. The first time you see her you’ll know that she’s perfect and you’ll fall for her. She is usually preety shy but it’s best to get to know her. She’s a perfect person x

Guy 1: Damn she looks gorgeous

Guy 2: It’s Magena of course she does

by You know who xx October 25, 2018

Toaster Mage

1.) The user name of a person on a forum.
2.) An odd person that likes Pie, & wants you to worship it.
3.) An odd person that is a communist.
4.) See one, two & three & combine them here.
5.) Also called Toasty.

www.pieism.tk

Toaster Mage said, "Go to www.pieism.tk"

by MMInfinity January 16, 2005

Toaster Mage

Some guy I met.. Pretty cool... I heard he likes pies, and glee.. And is a " piest ". .. e_e

( AIM Convo )
KyuubiFoxDemon: Hey.. I learned some C++..
ToasterMage: glee?
ToasterMage: o.o
KyuubiFoxDemon: -_- This is gonna be a long year...
ToasterMage: glee?
KyuubiFoxDemon: o_o

by Itachsuke February 28, 2005

Bathroom Magic

When in a bind and are at a loss for a quick explanation you perform a little "bathroom magic". i.e. a polite reference to pulling an answer out of your butt.

When John asked where I had been last night I had to perform a little bathroom magic.

by MizD July 18, 2009