Cross-eyed Julie

A small city local channel meteorologist who is so flabbergasted just trying so see around her over sized nose that she has gone crossed eyed from the effort.

Hey what's the weather doing tonight skeeter? Well Cross-eyed Julie said we may see up to 15 cm of snow by morning.

by Plowmandan February 15, 2017

July 11th

Take your other half to a movie and bang

Yo it's July 11th I might just take her to the movies yk what I'm sayin

by Bigelm June 26, 2025

Fourth of July

The day of explosions, FREEDOM, more explosions, 'Murica, grilling, more grilling, and most importantly...
...EVEN MORE EXPLOSIONS!

Demoman approves of the Fourth of July.

by Inquisitive Walnut July 30, 2020

July 16

Send a video to your bf of you playing with yourself

It’s July 16 you know what that mean

by Mickel mike July 16, 2024

July 26

National soapy titty pic day

Hey it's July 26 national soapy titty pic day you know what that means.

by Zjshs July 26, 2022

July-August

if you were born in these months then your dad failed no nut november

“Fuck i just learned our dads failed no nut november”

“how?”

“we were born July-August“

“fuck”

by this username sucks August 7, 2021

Julie

Julie is an amazing person to meet. Julie has small friend groups and can be very shy. Julie is amazingly beautiful with many insecurities. Julie is an amazing friend with lots of love to go around. Julie is a perfectionist who must be and will be perfect at anything to do. Julie always has amazing hair and a wonderful body. Though she can be closed off and wish she could meet more people.

Claire: Hey did you see that quiet girl over there?
Samantha: Yeah, that's Julie. We should go talk to her.

by Balletlover5678 February 23, 2022