john condron

Lead vocalist and founder for We Stole Saturday, formerly Scars of our Youth.

John Condron founded We Stole Saturday alongside his brother, then-vocalist Aaron Condron and former Drummer Evan Corcoran. The current Lineup consists of guitarists Brandon Gately and Alexx Krol, bassist Joshua Fitzmaurice and drummer Adam Dillon.

by weirdyrandommetal1977 November 1, 2015

Long john

A very looooonnngggg turd

“Omg! Did you blow up the bowl and then leave a long John?!”
“Sorry mother”

by Ipeedonthecat October 17, 2019

John Jacking

To tell people how to be a man while taking things into your own anus.

The suspicious dude may be john jacking you.

by pornstitute January 19, 2022

John Dodge

an anonymous name given to an extreme redneck who does nothing but drink and/or smoke all day, with once again the redneck feature being displayed with the "Dodge" part of the name, being a widely used redneck truck

Dude, put that fuckin' bong down and quit drinkin' all the beer in the fridge, man. You're such a fuckin' John Dodge.

by fartknocker101 January 8, 2010

John Osborne

A bald nonce that is too old to cum, he also has a gay son

John osborne: Hey, your dad John is a nonce *slaps head*

by BettySchwallocks October 18, 2019

Jake & John

The act of two men fucking each other in the ass simultaneously. Named after a mythical occurrence in which a "Street Pimp" aka the "John" puts his disco stick in the "Ginger Jamaican" aka "Jakes" poop-chute in which at the same time the inverse also happens.

Did you see those two doing "The Jake & John" at the party last night?

by The Real Duke March 23, 2016

john's sister

A female known as being extremely attractive

Damn is that john's sister? She be looking fine...

by LeekArie February 16, 2020