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Jason

Bringer of calamity. Lazy sloth like individual who does not take life seriously. Man-child. Waste of existence. Narcissistic liar. Victim minded. Full of shit and mommy and daddy issues with no accountability.
Jason
by A wrinkle in time September 13, 2025
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Jason

A friday the 13th/Flee the Facility character. Most newgens think he is from forsaken.
But in his forsaken counterpart he has a massive hitbox. Fortunately he is replaced by Slasher
kid: GUYS JASON IS FROM FORSAKEN!!
someone: sybau ipad kid hes not
by kalznomnomXD September 15, 2025
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Jason

A bully, especially a lunkhead jock with biceps for brains who prides himself on picking on those weaker than himself, and/or those who can't defend themselves.
Eric Hughes is such a Jason, he brags about beating up kids in wheelchairs
by Golden Hawk October 30, 2025
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jason blunt

two hits spread out in one blunt. extremely gapped and not smooth hitting
p1: bro that didn’t even get me anywhere

p2: probably because he rolled a jason blunt
by cartchiefer November 16, 2025
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Jaronemous

So damn big/huge that you don't know what to say nor how to describe it that it leaves you astonishingly dumbfounded

(juh-ron-uh-mus)
Holy cow, that's a jaronemous cat.

Damn she's def a jaronemous plus sized queen.

Fuhhhhh, that’s ah jaronemous booty😮 💨
by Pappi chu November 17, 2025
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Jason Bloodtism

People that love the character Jason Blood and have Autism
I have Jason Bloodtism
by Batsy_thedarkknight November 26, 2025
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Jason Sheets

The type of person to hookup with old ladies and Dollar General lot lizards. They're usually middle aged bald men who listen to remixes of already existing music and think they're high rollers but are actually broke due to their miller tall boy addiction.
Hey look at that guy getting his peen swallowed by that granny he must be a Jason Sheets
by Idiotcowboy69 December 3, 2025
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