elise j

one with the most beautiful anus(this involves bleaching, waxing, the scent of new cds, and most importantly sparkles)
wife of second jesus known only as sir ansu of asse.

you wish you had elise j as a wife, your wifes butt hole sucks and her pubes arent even drawn on

by jesus number two December 12, 2008

pb&j

Period blood and jizz. What seeps out when you creampie a girl on her period. You can put this between two slices of fresh toast (preferably whole wheat, for digestion sake) to make a classic pb&j sandwich. Perfect for breakfast, loads of protein and iron.

I fucked a girl with no rubber but was nice enough to make her a pb&j for breakfast.

by blackabe September 5, 2011

Me-J

A me-J is a self performed blow job.

After the big game, all I wanted to do was have dinner, give myself a Me-J and hit the sack.

by SkinsFan21 January 7, 2010

flying J

After having sex, you jump off the bed and cock slap the girl in the face.

Man, I gave her the flying J when she got out of the bed!

by drummerl7 September 24, 2007

J-unit

Short for Jesus Unit. Something the head of LDS Church of Christ (on 10th street) in Salt Lake City came up with. It's supposed to make the missionaries that go out and harrass high schoolers seem hip

Mormon1: C'mon guys lets go out and convert all those nonbelivers with our little minibibles!
Mormon2: Then we can come back here and drink lemonade and listen to yellow card!
ALl: J-j-j-j-J-UNhiT!

by pink banana April 19, 2005

PB&J

pussy breaker Jealous, after you have a long night with your girl and your girl have to go to the hospital because becuase you had sex for 3 hours or longer.

i had sex with my girl and now she is in the hospital way is that well because im a PB&J don't you wish you was one lol.

by Superman84 April 27, 2008

j-diddles

Doing the "j-diddles" means a person is drooling over the sight of a huge man arse,
while at the same time emitting a high pitched drone that resembles the sound of hitting a baby with a bag of cats.

Jeff: Hey does it sound like someone is in the middle of a j-diddles ?
Vinny: Ya , theres a mouldy twat over there salivating at sumo wrestling diaper bloopers.
Jeff: Ahhhh flip it down ! thats mank !

by Longdong Von Hugenrod May 15, 2009