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by pink banana March 23, 2005
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Short for Jesus Unit. Something the head of LDS Church of Christ (on 10th street) in Salt Lake City came up with. It's supposed to make the missionaries that go out and harrass high schoolers seem hip
Mormon1: C'mon guys lets go out and convert all those nonbelivers with our little minibibles!
Mormon2: Then we can come back here and drink lemonade and listen to yellow card!
ALl: J-j-j-j-J-UNhiT!
Mormon2: Then we can come back here and drink lemonade and listen to yellow card!
ALl: J-j-j-j-J-UNhiT!
by pink banana April 19, 2005
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