Kick In The nuts

an assault against the male genitalia that women usually uses to defend themselves against rapist, sex offenders, or to take an ex boyfriend down. It usually wounds they opponent for a good 30 minutes if you get it right. The opponent can act quick right after though so be aware the adrenaline usually works for 5 seconds then they'll have to sit down to take deep breathes.
Kick In The nuts OWW!!!
by Phizzzzy April 21, 2010
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deez nuts

the testicles of a male
person 1: Can you hold these for me?
person 2: Hold what?
person 1: Deeeeez Nuts!!!
by Ashley G. and Jessia C. October 01, 2003
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Wing-Nut

A small chick, that when doinked on a high bed with ceiling fan above can grab the fan blades and lift legs to rotate while having sex, and therefore looks like the common piece of hardware known as a wingnut.
Manny poinked another wing-nut last night
by wrenches October 23, 2008
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Bust a nut

ejectulateing semen (cuming)
I was having hot sex with sarah that made me bust a nut in her vagina
by John December 02, 2003
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monkey nuts

nigga, yo monkey nuts be stinking up my crib! you best wash that stank off!
by kyle marx April 11, 2003
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nuts and bagels

One that is not just nuts, but so crazy that he or she is nuts AND bagels.
That guy came in the room and danced around naked and then he stuck 4 toothpicks in his peehole...nuts and bagels!

by Dave Schechtman & Jared Smits October 29, 2007
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muscle nuts

when you are freezing cold or take a swim causing your sac to retract
"Dude it fucking freezing out"
"Yeah I know man, I have some muscle nuts now!"
by Kyle JC April 03, 2008
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