If life never got half for third time, but got for alyx time, let's make life get half for fourth time!
-Damn, my life got half for first time!
-Mine second time.
-Mine Alyx time!
-Damn, y'all lucky, but I got "Half-Life 4"
-Isn't Half-Life a game?
-Mine second time.
-Mine Alyx time!
-Damn, y'all lucky, but I got "Half-Life 4"
-Isn't Half-Life a game?
by muilsthenotfluffy November 8, 2021
Get the Half-Life 4mug. Homeowner to painter: Wow! That is an excellent shade of burple! Thank you so much! Lemme get you paid and here' s a coupla tix for the half a fishing trip excursion outta Sasquetucket.
by BigPete71 December 17, 2022
Get the half a fishing tripmug. January 25th is the day in which we celebrate just how stupid all these new holidays are by making fun of them with Opposite Day.
by iNerdia Entertainment November 10, 2018
Get the Half-Ass Holidaymug. Girl: Can I have a ride home
Guy: sure no problem but you know the half-way rule?
Girl: What’s the rule?
Guy: If your not sucking by halfway your walking
Girl: I’ll follow the rules
*halfway into ride*
Guy: So you going to follow the rules
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
*pulls over and opens her door*
Guy: Get the fuck out and walk the rest of the way bitch!
Guy: sure no problem but you know the half-way rule?
Girl: What’s the rule?
Guy: If your not sucking by halfway your walking
Girl: I’ll follow the rules
*halfway into ride*
Guy: So you going to follow the rules
Girl: No I have a boyfriend
*pulls over and opens her door*
Guy: Get the fuck out and walk the rest of the way bitch!
by WREKLESS April 9, 2023
Get the Half-Way Rulemug. Something absolutely preposterous and absurd, used to express anger or irritation, amore powerful than the phrase "my foot".
by French egg head August 25, 2023
Get the my foot and a halfmug. by Half fucked mango February 20, 2018
Get the half fucked mangomug. by Chauvinisticbastard February 9, 2023
Get the half life threemug.