by Slim December 07, 2004
When two guys plan out an instance in which one hides in the closet while the other has sex with a woman. Likely to be, but not limited to, with a girl who is a slut and/or of low value. Many times, high levels of intoxication will be involved. Truly an act of great friendship.
Person 1: Did you hear? Jack and Matt planned a free show friendship at Meg's party.
Person 2: REALLY!?! That's so awesome. They are such boys.
Person 2: REALLY!?! That's so awesome. They are such boys.
by MLynchum March 01, 2011
I'm the kinda guy
Who don't pick up the phone
I sneak around the room
I bitch about and moan
People make me nervous
Pretty soon they'll leave me alone
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
My sister went to war
She tied a guy up on leash
I think about it, sometimes
While I'm sittin' on the beach
I know it sounds silly
I friggen' HATE IT when people
look at me the wrong way
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
England, Spain & France
These cultures are old
The cheese is stinky
And the beer ain't cold
When I go over there
I gotta make sure
I'm gonna walk bold
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE US of A ♫
Woah, today, my mind begins to stray !
I sit around an old house
Schemin' in the dark
I'm walkin' all alone
In a bath robe, in the park
I feel a touch of evil
But I guess it'll be OK...
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ! ♫
Who don't pick up the phone
I sneak around the room
I bitch about and moan
People make me nervous
Pretty soon they'll leave me alone
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
My sister went to war
She tied a guy up on leash
I think about it, sometimes
While I'm sittin' on the beach
I know it sounds silly
I friggen' HATE IT when people
look at me the wrong way
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
England, Spain & France
These cultures are old
The cheese is stinky
And the beer ain't cold
When I go over there
I gotta make sure
I'm gonna walk bold
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE US of A ♫
Woah, today, my mind begins to stray !
I sit around an old house
Schemin' in the dark
I'm walkin' all alone
In a bath robe, in the park
I feel a touch of evil
But I guess it'll be OK...
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ! ♫
ALABAMA,
DALAI LAMA,
PSYCHODRAMA,
PINK PAJAMA
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
BLACK OBAMA,
BABY MOMMA,
RUDE MADONNA,
IN NEVADA...
LOUISIANA,
MARIJUANA,
NO MORE COMMA,
DEAD OSAMA
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
Come on ♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
Everybody now ♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE US OF A ♪
I said ♪ "FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA" ♫
(breakdown)
FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA !
DALAI LAMA,
PSYCHODRAMA,
PINK PAJAMA
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
BLACK OBAMA,
BABY MOMMA,
RUDE MADONNA,
IN NEVADA...
LOUISIANA,
MARIJUANA,
NO MORE COMMA,
DEAD OSAMA
♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♪
Come on ♪ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA ♫
Everybody now ♫ FREE AND FREAKY IN THE US OF A ♪
I said ♪ "FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA" ♫
(breakdown)
FREE AND FREAKY IN THE USA !
by Kongamuse May 07, 2013
The true army of Syria. The current Syrian military is doing the opposite of what militaries are supposed to do, which is protecting their people from military threats.
The Syrian army is currently killing thousands of unarmed civilians for protesting against the psychopathic despot in power named Bashar al Assad.
The Free Syrian Army is made up of over 20,000 Syrian army defectors who are currently protecting their people like the official Syrian army they're fighting against is supposed to do.
The leader of the Free Syrian Army is a defected colonel named Riyad al-Asad.
The Syrian army is currently killing thousands of unarmed civilians for protesting against the psychopathic despot in power named Bashar al Assad.
The Free Syrian Army is made up of over 20,000 Syrian army defectors who are currently protecting their people like the official Syrian army they're fighting against is supposed to do.
The leader of the Free Syrian Army is a defected colonel named Riyad al-Asad.
God bless the Free Syrian Army
The soldiers in the Free Syrian Army are some of the bravest soldiers in the world
The soldiers in the Free Syrian Army are some of the bravest soldiers in the world
by SlashinatorX November 13, 2011
by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021
Nugget free egg be very good. Nugget free egg is egg but with no nugget. you like? if you no like nugget free egg you get killed by pineapple tonight. Enjoy feeding turtle taco with nugget free egg. i master of nugget free egg and nugget free cheese. have fun. I can see you. I'm watching you. Look behind you. you cant see me because i'm invisible. But i'm going to buy you a rack of nugget free egg ok? good good. good day my potato. Great carrot.
carrot: "I like your nugget free egg!"
onion: "thanks i got it from yo mumma"
carrot: "My mumma makes nugget free egg?"
onion: "No, i got it from master of nugget free egg and cheese."
carrot: "JULIA?"
onion:"YES!"
carrot:"omg!!! -fangirling-"
....
MASTER OF NUGGET FREE EGG: "i see you reading this you manwhore darryn. i see you."
onion: "thanks i got it from yo mumma"
carrot: "My mumma makes nugget free egg?"
onion: "No, i got it from master of nugget free egg and cheese."
carrot: "JULIA?"
onion:"YES!"
carrot:"omg!!! -fangirling-"
....
MASTER OF NUGGET FREE EGG: "i see you reading this you manwhore darryn. i see you."
by personnumber993890859035 September 16, 2013
Free boat rides is the solution to America's race problem, whereby those who are descended from African slaves (as they constantly remind us), are provided free boat rides back to Africa. There they can be free of all the oppression they experience in America such as welfare, EBT, section 8 housing, affirmative action, science, the rule of law, vaccines, modern medicine, and representative government.
e.g. Bob: "That football player knelt during the national anthem again - how offensive!"
Steve: "Time for free boat rides!"
Steve: "Time for free boat rides!"
by flushawaytpp March 05, 2019