February

A month with terrible weather, a month depressing for singles and awkward for couples, and a month were heavy sales of chocolate and roses and a high rate of "unhappiness" takes place here, plus not many people really care about groundhogs day.

but atleast some people born here are pretty charming and enjoyable here.

Person one ( Male ): You know it's close to February, should we atleast do something together?

Person two ( Female ): Hmmm, I don't know, usually February has pretty terrible weather so we probably won't be able to go to an outside place without getting very cold, and I heard lots of people hate this month because of high rates of
unhappiness And such more reasons, but maybe we'll see about that a little later.

Person one ( Male ): Okay, I guess so.

by just some random american August 24, 2021

February 26th

An International holiday called Junkomaeda Day, where we praise our Lord Junkomaeda.

Hey, guess what day it is?

February 26th?

Junkomaeda Day!

by JOIN JUNKOMAEDA August 29, 2021

February 26th

Junkomaeda Day, where we praise our Lord and Saviour, Junkomaeda.

Guess what day it is?

February 26th?

No, Junkomaeda Day!

by JOIN JUNKOMAEDA August 29, 2021

February 14

It’s valentines and if you don’t know what is valentines you are so stupid you ain’t even 0.01 percent of Einstein’s smartness.

Someone:Yo it’s February 14

Someone else:And?
Someone:it’s valentines dummy

by Tomatosauceiscoolerthanyou September 20, 2021

February 4th

National give someone with a birthday of February 4th your hoodie

Person 1: *hands sweatshirt*
Person 2: why
Person 1: it’s February 4th

Person 2: hell yeah

by MJishere October 3, 2021

february 11th

On this day the cutest and most funny boy was born <3

Sonny: Oh he was born February 11th? he must be the most cutest and most funny boy born
Me: Yea he is😌

by zachsppluver October 4, 2021

February 13th 2008

if you were born February 13th 2008 you have a penis the size of 10 inches or over

woman: "wow you where born on February 13th 2008 you must have a big penis"
man that was born on February 13th 2008: "yes.. yes i do"

by slump6s October 7, 2021