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Get the fag bag mug.1 - an offensive term referring to a fanny pack, meant to suggest that the wearer of a fanny pack is a a homosexual or "fag", usually used by men so insecure with their masculinity that they feel the need to put others down
by Hales (c) January 13, 2008
Get the fag bag mug.1. (n.) The guy in front of the choir singing and playing the tambourine really enthusiastically.
2. The big gay guy at church who has nicer shoes than you and swings his arms a lot when he walks
3. The man with homosexual tendencies who makes announcements
2. The big gay guy at church who has nicer shoes than you and swings his arms a lot when he walks
3. The man with homosexual tendencies who makes announcements
by Mr Popo23243433 October 22, 2011
Get the Church Fag mug.Short for "zaggot faggot" this term has nothing to do with homosexuality (and the use of the word faggot is not intended to offend anyone in the gay community). Rather, this term refers to someone who must always consider their Zagat Guide before going out to eat, or drink. What you thought was a casual suggestion to get pizza turns into an ordeal as they furiously scan the pages searching for the place with the perfect menu, atmosphere, location, and price. While out, they will also check the entrance to a restaurant for the little "Zagat-rated" sticker demarcating the location as somewhere acceptable to eat. It is not unusual that you will be with a zag-fag who will refuse to go into a food establishment that is without this sticker, even though you or they may be very, very hungry. In exact opposition to what the Zagat guide was intended for, these people can make dining an excruciating experience.
Al: "We have been wandering through this barren wasteland for three days without food and barely any water. Oh my god, look over there, a pizza place!"
ZF: "Okay, let's drag ourselves over and check it out..."
Al: "Sweeeet. I'm going in!"
ZF: "But no, don't do it! It isn't Zagat rated!!!"
Al: "Stop being such a zag-fag!"
or
Beatrice:"I brought a cake for you. I baked it from scratch!"
ZF: "Ew, I can't eat that, your kitchen isn't Zagat-rated. Remove this abomination from my presence immediatly."
Beatrice: "You ungrateful zag-fag!"
Beatrice: *drops cake and runs away crying*
ZF: "Okay, let's drag ourselves over and check it out..."
Al: "Sweeeet. I'm going in!"
ZF: "But no, don't do it! It isn't Zagat rated!!!"
Al: "Stop being such a zag-fag!"
or
Beatrice:"I brought a cake for you. I baked it from scratch!"
ZF: "Ew, I can't eat that, your kitchen isn't Zagat-rated. Remove this abomination from my presence immediatly."
Beatrice: "You ungrateful zag-fag!"
Beatrice: *drops cake and runs away crying*
by P adre Pivo June 2, 2009
Get the zag-fag mug.The opposite of a fag hag; a gay guy who purposefully seeks groups of women to hang with, usually fat chicks, in order to improve his self esteem through adoration from said chicks or to hit on guys attracted to his all girl posse in the hopes of turning one.
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